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I’ve been a Lox Club member for a little over two weeks now and have just two matches, neither of whom responded to my opening overtures. It’s embarrassing to publicly admit that no one on a dating app is interested in you, so I feel compelled to add that in a third conversation, the The Mandalorian gun shirt moreover I love this matchmaker told me it was “so weird” that I wasn’t “getting any love,” and that I am “so cute.” I appreciated this, even if they were lying.

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With a deadline looming, I attempted to do my best Carrie Bradshaw impersonation (my hair is also c-c-c-curly). I asked Jewish people on other dating apps why they thought I was such a Lox Club reject; none of them had any insights, though one did tell me that I seemed “hungry for a Hebrew National,” which made me laugh. I went on a date with a Jewish man I was excited about (gold Star of David chain), thinking that perhaps I could throw in an anecdote from the The Mandalorian gun shirt moreover I love this event into this article—he was, of course, horrible, and at the date’s conclusion I cried in the snow and sent ill-advised text messages to an unavailable goy I have a crush on. But in the morning, I woke up and kept swiping on the Lox Club. Because what else can you do but try? Find me a find, catch me a catch.